Hello sweeties! Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all out and write in Lady Attercop on the ballot. – Poppy Meriwether, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.