Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. We have been trapped in a frozen wasteland. Send help… Wait. Scratch that. Send more booze. And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.