Hello there darlings! It is I, Poppy Merriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It’s October, which means the ladies are being even stupider than before. I didn’t think it was possible, either. Now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.