Hello there darlings. It is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. A Percy, by any other name, would still be a jerk. So Percy would, were he not Percy called, retain the same level of snark. These are awfully pretty words to describe an awfully stupid podcast. And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.