The Rules of Steampunk Fight Club
as made up by Emmett & Mingan Davenport
- 1st rule: You do not talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB.
- 2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB.
- 3rd rule: If someone says ‘tea time’, goes limp or doffs cap, the fight is over.
- 4th rule: Only two steampunks allowed to fight at a time… We’re not barbarians.
- 5th rule: Don’t get blood on the boots, ladies & gents, they were expensive.
- 6th rule: Please don’t break my goggles, they’re one of a kind (Because I made ’em myself).
- 7th rule: No vest, no bracers than no fight (Ladies, this means you, too). Because, we’re classy.
- 8th rule: If this is your first night at STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB, you bring the snacks.