Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Merriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and nothing says grand, once-in-a-lifetime romance, like a novel about a man who drowns puppies. I wish I were kidding, sweeties… And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.