Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. There I was just minding my own business, having a lovely date with a dirty martini, when suddenly they sprung the Apocalypse on me. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.