Hello, sweeties, so this is a thing. Emmett and Lady A. seem to be more distressing than usual. Why don’t they ever bring gorgeous single men and bottles of expensive hooch onboard? Nooooo, it has to be dirty, smelly orphans. No one wants that. Obviously, their parents didn’t. I’d apologize but I just don’t care anymore. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.