sung to the tune of ‘Frosty the Snowman’ Come a little closer, darling dears, I’ve got a story to tell…It’s about an automaton you’ve heard of, and you know quite well.She was born on a cold winter’s morning,and went on to gain great fame.But may I begin my story,and refer …
It’s easy to endure a four-mile traffic jam when you can plug in your iPhone, turn on your radio, and realize that at least you’re not combatting demon-possessed orphans or gin-crazed koalas. It’s also easy when you can hear anyone from The Cog is Dead to Adam Ant to Johnny …
n the early-1920s in Washington, D. C., a lady named Alice Reighly founded the Anti-Flirt Club — an organisation “composed of young women and girls who have been embarrassed by men in automobiles and on street corners,” and which aimed to protect such women from future embarrassment. The club issued the following …
Alright kids! And, by kids, I mean people of legal drinking age, you whippersnappers! You asked for it… Here is the “official”Clockwork Cabaret Drinking Game. Never been tested. So, drink at your own risk. If you make modifications, feel free to let us know. Like our programming, our drinking habits …
The Rules of Steampunk Fight Club as made up by Emmett & Mingan Davenport 1st rule: You do not talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB. 2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB. 3rd rule: If someone says ‘tea time’, goes limp or doffs cap, the fight is over. …
Greetings and salutations, future cadavers. This is Professor Maladori, and I would like to take a moment to thank certain members of the listening audience. You know who you are: the complainers, the whiners,the mewlers, those of you who never express any modicum of satisfaction no matter how hard the …
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Are you lacking the advice of a rogue financier? With fictional sponsors in short supply, do you find yourself worrying where the next fictional dollar will come from? The now resigned, but still bored at work, workshop of isolated devoted fan brings the following words for your consideration. Use them, …
This weekend was glorious, wasn’t it? I hope it was glorious wherever you were. The sun was shining, the air was crisp. If you stood still you could feel the sun warming your skin and a cool breeze tickling the back of your neck. I had a lot of time …
