Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. According to legend, on Halloween the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. I’m not sure how the ladies think they’re going to manage to be sincere for a whole episode, either. And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.