Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. For our listeners in America, I hope the holiday treated you better than the ladies treat me. I was trying to be helpful when I said all those terrible things about their clothing choices. How else will they learn? And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.