Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It’s a new year, and we’re searching for new heroes. Might I recommend a hard-drinking, devastatingly attractive lady automaton? I would look ravishing on a movie poster, don’t you think, sweeties? And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.