Hello there darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I’m not going to lie to you, dear listeners, the world is a bit of a disaster at the moment. But, stiff upper lip. It’s always darkest before the dawn. And if it’s not, we always have alcohol and hard drugs, don’t we? Oh dear — Emmett is telling me I can’t encourage you to drink or take hard drugs. I know you lot don’t need the encouragement. You’ll do it anyway. And now, on with the show.
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.