Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I would call for a pox to befall this week’s episode, but let’s be honest, it wouldn’t improve the quality at all… And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.