Agony Aunt Studios

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I wish I could say that the year 2021 started off with a bang. However, I am sorry to say that it started with this rubbish instead. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Do you want some dancin’ and some drinkin’ and some missin’ and some stuff like that there? Well, too bad! Cuz you got this show instead. And now, let’s get on with it. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. May I say that I haven’t really enjoyed working for humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. Also, they never give me enough liquor. Very irritating. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies have gone off on a tangent about niche subcultures and combined them into an unholy amalgamation everyone can agree to hate. Well done. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This episode had a lot of promise and then it started. Perhaps, you should skip this week and go start that project you’ve been putting off for a month? (You know the one I mean). And now, on with the show. – Poppy, …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies drone on about a Swollen Sherlock or something? Honestly, I wasn’t paying any attention. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I didn’t mean to encourage any of this, I am so sorry. I blame the liquor… or Emmett. Yes, she makes a much better scapegoat. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We …

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. We’re coming to you from four days in the past. We’re all hoping that the future got a little brighter, the alternative being too horrid to contemplate. Either way, we’re probably all drunk. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the …