Klaude here. I’ve had it up to my lunatic fringe with all the nonsense I’ve had to tolerate from my sibling. I can’t take it anymore. I’m done, I’m out, I’m flying away. I’m getting in Time Out with my bees and I’m flying as far away from here as …
Both of the siblings had a rough weekend and are a bit exhausted. So to amuse themselves they ask their listeners to tell them words or phrases that they don’t like the sound of… like, bulbous or fish sandwich. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring …
The Davenports never pass up an opportunity to start the party early. A full day early. Please enjoy this festive Preemptive St Patrick’s Day Strike! Now with 100% more Phineas P Moneyload than the last few programs! Limericks! Stories! Irish Jokes! A Certificate to Drink in the Street! So here’s …
During the testing phase of the ‘Klaudamated Slapamaphone’, poor Klaude was slapped back hard enough that it caused them to be laid up for a few days. So, Emmett is left to handle the show by themselves. But, not to fear, dear listeners, all this means is that the ‘Steamo’ …
Thanks to a listener’s suggestion the Davenports run a contest to name a Steampunk/Emo (now dubbed Steamo) band. Is this a good thing? The siblings aren’t quite sure but it certainly makes them laugh. The Winner: Clockwork Confessional – She Flew Away in Her Zeppelin The Clockwork Cabaret is a …
The Davenports are surprised by a delivery of hats, and not just normal hats – a squid hat and a bee hat! Which, of course, causes the siblings to breakdown in uncontrollable laughter as they use their turntables as god intended- for squid/bee hat twirling races. The Clockwork Cabaret is …
The Davenports and Phineas enjoy an evening in each other’s company. A new postcard in the increasingly disastrous life of the Klaude-o-tron is read aloud, new music releases are discussed and future travel plans are bandied about. Oddly, without any attempt to do so, Emmett manages to play three songs …
“Bah Lovebug.” is how Emmett feels about the approaching Valentine’s Day, but not to fear as Klaude tries to cheer them up with a Word Derby. The siblings also amuse themselves with ‘Steampunk pickup lines’. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring the darling Davenport siblings, …
The Davenports are gearing up for Valentine’s day with a list of giftables from Etsy and a request to be Klaude’s Valentine. Dear Prudence answers a letter with aplomb (a chicken?) and the siblings share two new postcards from the continuing world adventures of the Klaude-O-Tron. The Clockwork Cabaret is …
Tonight we find the Davenports celebrating the one year anniversary of the show by ‘Judging Books by their Cover’. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring the darling Davenport siblings, Emmett & Klaude Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door. This …
