Poppy, the Automaton

sung to the tune of ‘Frosty the Snowman’ Come a little closer, darling dears, I’ve got a story to tell…It’s about an automaton you’ve heard of, and you know quite well.She was born on a cold winter’s morning,and went on to gain great fame.But may I begin my story,and refer …

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Three Gentlemen searching for fourth roommate, whom to cohabitate in modest 5-story Victorian mansion on hill (possibly haunted), ominously overlooking town. Rent is either 4 shillings a week or can be worked out in organ trade. We have all modern conveniences – wireless telegraph, refridgeration, scream mufflers, and complimenting Jacob’s …

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