Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Those of you with nervous dispositions would do well to protect yourself before listening to this episode. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, say your prayers, for tonight, the dead may be walking abroad. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? And now …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. They say the body is a temple but not if you’re doing it right. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Oh no! The clowns… The clowns… They are here… Oh wait. Never mind. It’s just the old biddies, I think I can take them… And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It is not my intention to be complimentary, but I confess that I covet the old biddies skulls… And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. The ladies are here to bring a little joy and culture into your humdrum lives. You have only yourself to blame for encouraging them… And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I tried to get the old biddies not to drift into boring topics like classic literature but, they are relentless and a lot stronger than they look… And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It has been requested that since it is Emmett’s birthday this weekend that I should, perhaps, refrain from being mean to her. I suppose I could do that. After all, she is an old, wilted, delicate flower that is approaching the autumn …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. You’re probably going to have some questions after this episode. I’m not sure who has the answers. You could try asking Emmett, but I’m fairly certain she has no idea what’s going on, either. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This is the last episode before the ladies go off on their summer holiday. I tried to get them to make it permanent but, they are relentless and a lot stronger than they look. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, …
Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. There I was just minding my own business, having a lovely date with a dirty martini, when suddenly they sprung the Apocalypse on me. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of …
