Hello sweeties! We seem to have a bit of a problem here on the Calpurnia. Lady Attercop is under the weather and Emmett is left to her own devices… Wackiness ensues. At least, in theory. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. …
Hello, sweeties! Emmett and Lady Attercop are plotting to take back the ship from the evil orphan onslaught. At the risk of sounding like your mother, just stay perfectly still and let them get it over with. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony …
sung to the tune of ‘Frosty the Snowman’ Come a little closer, darling dears, I’ve got a story to tell…It’s about an automaton you’ve heard of, and you know quite well.She was born on a cold winter’s morning,and went on to gain great fame.But may I begin my story,and refer …
Hello sweeties! Well, the holidays are approaching and you know what that means… Emmett, the original Miss Mopey Bloomers is down in the dumps. Of course, that could be because killer evil orphans have stolen her airship and her life. Big deal, honey, I once had to walk a mile. …
Normally, I would describe this week’s episode for you, sweeties. But, I have a new employer. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by …
As usual the ladies plans go horribly awry in this week’s episode. Really, sweeties, is anyone surprised? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us …
Hello, sweeties, so this is a thing. Emmett and Lady A. seem to be more distressing than usual. Why don’t they ever bring gorgeous single men and bottles of expensive hooch onboard? Nooooo, it has to be dirty, smelly orphans. No one wants that. Obviously, their parents didn’t. I’d apologize …
Yes, this is The Clockwork Cabaret. No, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport aren’t here. That’s right. They went off to be monster hunters and I couldn’t go with them because I had to announce this crummy episode… Happy Halloween, sweeties! – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a …
The airship Calpurnia is cursed, filled with terrible lurching creatures with listless eyes… Oh wait, that’s just the hosts. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially …
Hello sweeties! This week, it seems that Emmett and Lady A. have caught the acting bug… Oh, goodie. Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that …
